GRAFFITTI - BLEACHED MY ASSHOLE HAT

✨🤍 “I Bleached My Asshole for This” Trucker Hat — Peak Effort, Zero Regrets 🤍✨

This hat is not subtle.
This hat is not shy.
This hat is a public service announcement that you showed up today FAR more prepared than the occasion deserved.

Perfect for anyone who:
✨ Has ever over-prepped for an underwhelming event
✨ Believes in going the extra mile… even when no one asked
✨ Understands that self-care sometimes leads to self-betrayal
✨ Has a flair for dramatic disappointment

Put it on and instantly radiate:
✔️ “I expected better” energy
✔️ High-maintenance but lovable vibes
✔️ The confidence of someone who commits to a bit

Whether you’re gay, straight, bi, pan, or simply chronically over-invested, this hat proudly broadcasts that you put in premium-level effort for a very mid situation.

High standards.
High drama.
And absolutely no apologies. 🤍😂