GRAFFITTI - I'M HERE TO FUCK YOUR DAD HAT

💖 “I’m Here for Your Dad” Trucker Hat — Confidence Level: Step-Parent Fantasy 💖

This hat isn’t subtle. It isn’t polite. It isn’t here to meet you.
It’s here to make Dad nervous… in a fun, flirty, totally legal, grown-ups-only kind of way.

Perfect for:
✨ Gay men who’ve discovered the magic of a silver fox
✨ Straight women with unapologetically refined taste
✨ Anyone who walks into family gatherings like they’re casting for a new parent

Slip it on and suddenly you're giving:
✔️ Chaotic home-wrecker energy (in the cutest possible way)
✔️ “Your stepmom era begins today” vibes
✔️ The confidence of someone who knows they’d be the favorite at Thanksgiving

Whether you wear it to the bar, brunch, or a backyard BBQ that you definitely weren’t invited to, this hat boldly declares your mission—
and spoiler: it’s not small talk.