GRAFFITTI - SERVICE HUMAN HAT

💜 “Service Human — Do Not Pet” Trucker Hat — For the Overworked, Touch-Averse, and Mildly Feral 💜

Finally, a hat for anyone who has ever thought,
“Please don’t touch me… unless I say so.”

This cap proudly declares your status as a hardworking emotional-support human who deserves respect, space, and maybe a snack.

Perfect for people who:
✨ Are doing the most, all the time
✨ Need strangers to stop hugging without permission
✨ Are one pet away from shutting down like a Windows 98 computer
✨ Still appreciate a little admiration—from a distance

Pop it on and you instantly radiate:
✔️ “I’m stable… mostly” vibes
✔️ Controlled chaos energy
✔️ The confidence of someone who knows their worth and their boundaries

Whether you wear it to the airport, the office, brunch, or while babysitting your friend during a hangover, this hat makes things crystal clear:

Look, don’t touch.
Support, don’t smother.
Admire, don’t pet. 💜😌