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GRAFFITTI - VERIFIED BOTTOM HAT

GRAFFITTI - VERIFIED BOTTOM HAT

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🍑✔️ “Verified Bottom” Trucker Hat — Because Some Talents Deserve Accreditation ✔️🍑

For the gays who don’t just identify as bottoms—
they excel at it.
They major in it.
They’ve completed the coursework, passed the exam, and received their official checkmark.

This hat proudly announces that you’re not just a bottom… you’re a verified one.

Perfect for bottoms who:
✨ Want their credentials visible on arrival
✨ Believe communication is key (especially in the apps)
✨ Prefer their roles certified and their intentions clear

Slip it on and you instantly give:
✔️ “I’m the one he warned you about” energy
✔️ “Yes, I come with references” vibes
✔️ The confidence of someone who knows exactly where they shine

Whether you’re at brunch, the bar, the beach, or simply making sure the boys don’t waste anyone’s time—this cap does the talking for you.

Cute. Confident. Certified.
Just like every verified bottom should be.
💖✨

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