GRAFFITTI - VERIFIED SIDE HAT

💙✨ “Verified Side” Trucker Hat — Because Not All Heroes Top or Bottom ✨💙

Finally, a hat that proudly declares: “No, I’m not a top. No, I’m not a bottom. Yes, I am absolutely still booked and blessed.” With its flirty pink check mark and official-looking badge, this cap is your blue-sky certification that you excel at everything except the one thing everyone assumes.

Perfect for the gays who:
✨ Prefer hands, mouths, vibes, and versatility of the non-penetrative variety
✨ Know that connection doesn’t require… installation
✨ Want the boys to understand the assignment before they waste anyone’s time

This hat instantly gives:
✔️ Verified authenticity
✔️ Side-energy supremacy
✔️ “I’m here for pleasure, not plumbing” realness

Whether you’re at the beach, the club, the pool party, or simply reminding Grindr that its drop-down menu could use an update, this hat makes your status unmistakably—and fabulously—clear.

Because being a Side isn’t a compromise—
it’s a specialty. And now it’s verified.