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GRAFFITTI - VERIFIED TOP HAT

GRAFFITTI - VERIFIED TOP HAT

Regular price $9.10 USD
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🔝✔️ “Verified Top” Trucker Hat — Because Leadership Should Be Certified ✔️🔝

For the gays who don’t just claim to be tops—
they’ve earned the badge, taken the oath, and completed the practicum.

With its bold checkmark and sunny yellow brim, this hat announces to the world (and the apps) that you are:
✨ Confident
✨ Capable
✨ And absolutely not here to “see how the vibe feels”

Perfect for tops who:
✨ Prefer to take charge—of situations and of men
✨ Want their branding clear from 20 feet away
✨ Are tired of explaining themselves in the DMs

Throw it on and suddenly you're giving:
✔️ “Don’t worry, I’ve got this” energy
✔️ “No, really—I’m the one you’ve been waiting for” vibes
✔️ The authority of someone who’s been cast in the lead role, not the supporting one

Whether you're hitting the bars, the beach, the circuit, or Bottoms Appreciation Day (your favorite holiday), this hat makes sure there’s no confusion about your… specialization.

Bold. Bright. Verified.
Just like a real top.
😎💛

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