GRAFFITTI - 0 FEET AWAY HAT

📍 “0 Feet Away” Trucker Hat — Because Subtlety Is Overrated 📍

Why play coy when you can broadcast your availability with all the grace and nuance of a Grindr notification at 2 a.m.? This hat does the flirting for you—boldly declaring that the nearest eligible bachelor is… well… you.

Perfect for the gays who:
✨ Love efficiency in both apps and affairs
✨ Appreciate a man who can read a signal (preferably without needing a GPS lock)
✨ Know that “0 Feet Away” isn’t a distance—it's an invitation

Slip this on and suddenly you’re exuding:
✔️ Bold top-energy or chaotic-bottom-energy (your choice)
✔️ “Tap me, don’t tempt me” vibes
✔️ An aura that says: Proximity is destiny, babe

Whether you’re at the bar, the beach, the club, or the produce section pretending to understand avocados—this hat turns every room into your grid.

Why wait for him to message you first when the hat already did?