GRAFFITTI DUMB BITCH JUICE KOOZIE ASST. (CAN/ BOTTLE)

DUMB BITCH JUICE | Standard Can Koozie

For those moments when common sense leaves the chat.

The Dumb Bitch Juice™ Can Koozie is made for ice-cold beers, sodas, canned cocktails, and whatever magical elixir convinced you that “one more drink” was a solid plan.

Wrapped in durable neoprene and featuring our rainbow-and-cloud Dumb Bitch Juice artwork, it’s the perfect accessory for beach days, backyard parties, Pride weekends, boat drinks, tailgates, and legendary stories that should probably stay in Key West.

Designed to keep your drink cold while your choices get warmer.

Available in a variety of coozie colors, so you can match your drink holder to your mood, outfit, or current level of questionable decision-making.

Fits most standard 12 oz cans.
Insulates your beverage.
Cannot insulate you from consequences.

Ideal for:
✔ Day drinking
✔ Dock drinking
✔ Pool drinking
✔ Texting your ex
✔ Believing every red flag is actually a carnival ride

Because hydration is important… and self-awareness is optional.

Every can contains a serving of Dumb Bitch Juice. Some people just bring their own refill. 🌈🍻✨