GRAFFITTI DUMB BITCH JUICE KOOZIE ASST. (SELTZER)

DUMB BITCH JUICE | Slim Can Koozie

Keep your drinks cold and your decision-making questionable.

Our Dumb Bitch Juice Slim Can Koozie is specially sized for hard seltzers, canned cocktails, energy drinks, and whatever else fuels your latest chapter of poor judgment and excellent stories.

Featuring a rainbow-topped explosion of purple attitude, this coozie lets everyone know you’re hydrated, unbothered, and possibly about to text your ex.

Available in a variety of coozie colors, so you can match your drink holder to your mood, outfit, or current level of questionable decision-making.

Perfect for pool parties, beach days, Pride celebrations, boat drinks, drag brunches, and any situation where accountability becomes optional.

Fits most 12 oz slim cans.
Keeps drinks colder longer.
Does absolutely nothing to improve decision-making.

Warning: May attract other dumb bitches. Use responsibly. 🌈✨