GRAFFITTI - YOU LISTENED RFK HAT

🦬 The “You Listened to RFK” Retro Wagon Disaster Hat 🦬
For anyone who ever played Oregon Trail and immediately died of dysentery… this hat is your spiritual home.

Featuring an 8-bit ox, a wagon that’s definitely seen better days, and the ominous phrase “YOU LISTENED TO RFK,” this cap channels big “you made one questionable choice and now the whole party’s doomed” energy. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone with a dark sense of humor, a love of vintage video-game chaos, or a talent for picking the absolute worst trail guide.

Slip it on and instantly give off:
✔️ Frontier-era drama
✔️ Pixel-powered sass
✔️ ‘Welp, guess we’re fording the river anyway’ vibes

Wear it proudly. Because sometimes life is the Oregon Trail—and at least now you’re dressed for the journey.